By Oxi Singh
Warning, you have been tricked into doing and buying things that are not in your best interest.
These make your feet look big. Smaller looking feet, in proportion to your legs, are more desirable. Skinny jeans aside, any pants, trousers, suits that have narrow foot openings, that do not extend over the entire instep and reach the creases of the toes, make you look like Bigfoot. Of course if you try to buy anything other than the above in any man’s clothing store in 2009, then you are limited to boot legs jeans, or gangster pants.
Low slung pants, trousers or shorts.
Some shorts are so long, they are essentially long pants that are too short. The crotches are so low, you cannot take a full size stride. Basically, this Hip-Hop inspired look makes you look like you are 80% torso and 20% leg. It is ugly, silly, impractical, unflattering and may even get you shot. Get that crotch up where it belongs and get leggy.
Yes I know, criticizing Rap makes me a racist, blah blah blah. Well fuck you. Rap is crap and nothing else is true. Forget that nonsense about it being valid poetic commentary on today’s society. It is rubbish, plain and simple. The vocalists have no talent. The backing music is simplified to the point where a flea would get bored. The drums are a button on a mixing desk, and there’s not an ounce of musicianship anywhere in sight. If you purchased a rap recording, you are a sucker. If you recorded or performed one, you are a thief and guilty of stealing intelligence from your fellow human beings. If you are African American and you are into rap, you are pissing on the graves of your jazz ancestors, the intellectual heroes of the 20th Century.
Vitamins and food supplements.
Waste of money, ineffective and no substitute for good fresh healthy food. Take them all to the toxic waste dump, write of the thousands of dollars you wasted and enjoy some healthy fresh real food.
Feel free to attack me via the comments.
Love from Oxi.
Oxi Singh is the non de plume for a certain angry chef in Torrance, CA